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martyinfantasyland: this is my conception of a tree house. want it.

martyinfantasyland:

this is my conception of a tree house. want it.

(via tryingtodeduceyou)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via nikkoyukimi)

feferezimoirail:

dotehwindything:

katnissandhersyringe:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

now that this thought has been put forward, i will always make sure my router and modem are based in my room. no chances — my enemies are everywhere 

Turn my wifi off and the intended victim becomes the murderer.

(Source: ianwanda, via pactiomaestro)

lol I was watching this with my friends…I watched it 3 times and it never gets old

lol I was watching this with my friends…I watched it 3 times and it never gets old

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cadaverousgallant: pacolind:         I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going. that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

        I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

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fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr:  thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

(via ottery)

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ezioepsilon:

so this just happened..

(Source: pretendfornow)

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

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